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Quick question, Which side of your car is your gas tank ? If you are anything like me, you probably can't remember right away. If you don't know in your own car , you definitely don't know in a borrowed or rental car . But, if you look at your gas gauge, you will See a small icon of a gas pump. The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the pump. If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left. If your tank is on the right,the handle will be on the right. It is that simple! I don't know how you feel right now but when I found out this morning I felt cheated! Why don't the dealers share such important information with car buyers? I Don't understand why this isn't in the drivers ed manual? I don't get why any mechanic I have ever been to or know has even thought of mentioning this to me? The only possible explanation can be that all these people probably don't even know! Go out and share th...

Taking cholesterol pills? Morning or night? Statin drugs slow the liver's production ofcholesterol, and most of that production takes placeduring the night. Statin drugs that stay a relativelyshort time in the blood are taken before going to bed to stop the liver's nighttime cholesterol output -Mevacor, Zocor and Lescol. Statin drugs that stickaround for a long time can be taken at any time of day- Lipitor, Crestor and Pravachol. Dr. Donohue Herald Tribune (Why don't doctors tell you when they prescribe the medicine?)

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Bounce This Along---- Ever wondered if you could use "Bounce for anything other than cleaning your laundry ? Well here are few tips that you may not be aware of 1. All this time you've just been putting Bounce in the dryer! It Will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them. It also repels mice. 2. Spread sheets around foundation areas, or in trailers, or cars That are sitting And it keeps mice from entering your vehicle. 3. It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get Opened too often. 4. It repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop When outdoors during mosquito season. 5. Eliminate static electricity from your television (or computer) Screen. 6. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe Your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from Resettling. 7. Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce. 8. To freshen the air in your home - Place an individual sheet of Boun...

A whale of a story If you read the front page story of the SF Chronicle, you would have read about a female humpback whale who had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps and lines. She was weighted down by hundreds of pounds of traps that caused her to struggle to stay afloat. She also had hundreds of yards of line rope wrapped around her body, her tail, her torso, a line tugging in her mouth. A fisherman spotted her just east of the Farralone Islands outside the Golden Gate ) and radioed an environmental group for help. Within a few hours, the rescue team arrived and determined that she was so bad off, the only way to save her was to dive in and untangle her . a very dangerous proposition. One slap of the tail could kill a rescuer. They worked for hours with curved knives and eventually freed her. When she was free, the divers say she swam in what seemed like joyous circles. She then came back to each and every diver, one at a time, and nudged them, pushed gently around-she th...

4) The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an xceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England , and English expatriates built the US Railroads. Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used. Why did "they" use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing. Okay! Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in England because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (and England ) for their legions. The roads have be...

Hi everyone We have 210 fires here in Florida, over 43,000 acres have burned. Tuesday, we had smoke here at Lake Village, but not today. We had a great sunset Tuesday evening, a bank of clouds with a thin space just above the water. So, the sun went behind the clouds, but then peaked out in the thin space just before setting! 3) Now we have an early named storm. A subtropical one, Andrea is coming our way. All we should expect is some much needed rain. Now Alligator Alley is closed due to fires. 4) Does anyone know of a day-old bread store in Sarasota? I heard it is pepperidge farm outlet 'somewhere' off Beneva. 6) Having trouble canceling commercial mail addressed to the dead? Now there's help: the Direct Marketing Association's Deceased Do Not Contact List. Register the deceased person's information for $1 online at https://preference.the-ma.org/cgi/ddnc.php. Or write DMA at P. O. Box 1270, Carmel NY 10512. INclude the name, date of death, your name, ...

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Updates to the information files 1) You can use www.snopes.com to check the validity and origin of many circulating email stories. 2) Jim Brenner and Friends Wednesday at the Gazebo downtown Venice. 2 - 4 Jazz and Big Band medley. Liz Smith vocals, free bring a chair. 3) Thursday, Jazz at the Gazebo 2 - 4 Musicians always welcome bring a chair 423-9270 4) Junk Mail? Catalogs coming to your house you don't want? Send an email to optout@abacus-direct.com, or write to Abacus, POBox 1478, Broomfield, CO 80038. Then contact Direct Marketing Association, to remove yourself: www.the-dma.org or by writing DMA, PO Box 282, Carmel, NY 10512. They request a $1.00 fee to have your name removed from its junk-mail database. Then notify credit bureaus that you want to opt-out of their system that generates mailing lists for companies that send nuisance credit card offers to your home. Do so by calling toll free 1-888-567-8688 (1-888-5-OPTOUT) a toll-free service that's provided...

*** Tiki Band playing poolside Friday, February 9th, 3 to 5, if weather is nice. If not, they will be playing inside the clubhouse. Come and enjoy! 1) Tax time - Depending on your income level, your Social Security benefits may be taxable. To figure this out, add up all your taxable income, plus any tax-exempt interest you earned, plus half of your Social Security. If these combined amounts are under the required limits ($25,000 if you file as a single, and $32,000 if you file a joint return), then you owe no tax on your Social Security. But, if the total is greater, you will. For more information, call the IRS (800-829-3676) and request its free publication 554, Older American's Tax Guide. Need to file? Filing as a single - if your 2006 gross income was less than $8,450 ($9,700 if age 65 or older), they don't have to file. Filing married - you don't have to file if their gross income was less than $16,900. Add $1,000 for each spouse age 65 or o...

hi Everyone IMPORTANT NOTICE FROM YOUR SOCIAL DIRECTOR,>> MARDI GRA FEBRUARY 17TH AT 6:00 P.M. DINNER ANDDANCE. PRICE IS$15.00 PER PERSON. DUE TO LIMITED NUMBER OF TICKETS FOR THE MARDI GRA IHAVE DECIDED NOT TO HAVE THE STREET CAPTAINS SELL .WE WILL BE SELLING TO FIRST COME FIRST SERVED ON FEBRUARY 3RD AT 10:00 A.M IN THE SOCIAL HALL. NO TICKETS WILL BE SOLD BEFORE THIS TIME. IF WE HAVE ANY TICKETS LEFT WE WILL RETURN TO THE SOCIAL HALL ON MONDAY MORNING THE 5TH AT 10:00 A.M. I AM SORRY IF THIS IS A PROBLEM TO SOME AND YOU MAY ASK A FRIEND OR NEIGHBOR TO PICK UP YOUR TICKETS. THIS SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY FAIR WAY TO REACH EVERYONE. I AM HEARING THIS IS GOING TO BE A SELL OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!.> Go Before it's too late! Several attractions in Florida have closed. Here are some that have been around for a longtime, but who knows how much longer. a) Silver Springs, Ocala. The 350 acre themepark hits all the major Florida notes: a gator-filled lagoon, an island in...

** A can't miss activity! The Tiki Band will entertain us at the pool Friday, January 19th from3:00 to 5:00. No admission (or tip jar), come early for the pool lounges and chairs, or bring your own. Drinks and snacks allowed, but no glass and NO TRASH! Bill and Casey, Liz and Larry Smith and Pat Ricciardi. 1) I replaced my HP Deskjet 648 printer with adifferent model and have 2 unopened ink jet cartridgesfor the HP 600 series printers.- one color HP 49 and one black HP 20. Will sell for$10 each. Coleen Fabrycki at 97 Circle Drive, phone 485-5868, e-mail vcoleen@comcast.net Tom Lock of 126 5th St. West is in need of a man'sbicycle. 485-8687 Pass the word along to friends whohave extra bikes and no computer. Well, we now don't have a 'dip' in the 'hill'between 7th East and Sunshine! Blacktopped, no less. Mark your calendar: The Pal Sailor Circus willpresent the 58th Annual Spring Show on March 21 thruMarch 31st. This is the one with children of s...

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